Late Great Kate
Apr. 29th, 2007 10:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
millionreasonsHasn't Andrew Motion come up with a royal-family-member-splits-up-with-squeeze poem yet? Maybe I could do it for him and claim my £72 and a butt of canary wine.
There was a young lady called Kate
Who wanted Prince Wills for her mate
But she was too middle class
She said 'toilet' and 'arse'
And so being binned was her fate.
There was a young lady called Kate
Who wanted Prince Wills for her mate
But she was too middle class
She said 'toilet' and 'arse'
And so being binned was her fate.
