Keying Foxtons Minis
Jun. 7th, 2006 09:40 amAh fuck off Foxtons with your 'punk' mini coopers and your A-level in Psychology mindgames and your refusal to let us view the flats we want to see. Estate agents are the gate-keepers to The Dream Home and you have to know the password to get in, otherwise they'll fob you off with studio flats on sink estates or million pound mansions in Edmonton. Foxtons are the Tescos of the estate agent world, the others might be not quite as awful, but they're much the same. The 14 year old boy from Ludlow Thompson (Sainsbury's) who came around to value my flat gave me the marketing spiel about how they always pick up potential buyers, how they're open on Sundays and how they don't play off buyers against each other. However, the 14 year old at our local LT office said he'd meet us at the place we wanted to view and refused to do Sunday, all the while claiming that the it was 'just a mistake on the website' that the flat stated 'under offer'. Squatting in an autonomous commune is starting to look more and more attractive.
[My own estate agent (Lidl) deals with everything by standard email so it can't give any bullshit to people wanting to see my flat].
[My own estate agent (Lidl) deals with everything by standard email so it can't give any bullshit to people wanting to see my flat].