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millionreasons ([personal profile] millionreasons) wrote2010-08-29 03:35 pm

A Ditty

Captain Smith and Pocahontas
had a very mad affair
When her daddy tried to kill him
She said daddy oh don't you dare

He gives me scarlet fever
With his blankets
Scarlet fever when he holds me tight
Fever
With his rashes
Daddy won't you treat him right (with penicillin)

(from an idea by [livejournal.com profile] davidnottingham)

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