Is Beckton Alps going to re-open?

[millionreasons]

Ideas for new sports at the 2012 Olympics:

Tube-Surfing
Synchronised Swearing At Strangers
100m Avoid The Chugger Hurdle
200m Dash For The Last Tube
400m Walk To The Next Bus Stop
All You Can Eat Over 800m (Islington, Notting Hill only)
Shopping Marathon (Oxford Street to Lakeside Thurrock)
Wrestling Outside Of Wetherspoons
Shooting
Hookey (Children’s Event)
Cycling (Bus-Drivers exempt from this event)
Suitcase Lifting (Kings Cross And Victoria only)
Tourist Triathlon (Rucksacks, Obstruction, Babbling)
Sailing Into The Wind
Swimming (Serpentine, Jan 1st only)
Frisbee
Fencing (Stolen Goods)
Boxing (See Wrestling)
Horizontal Gymnastics
Bottle Throwing (After 11 p.m. only)
Hackysack (Europe And Australasia only)

Comments

[whizzerandchips.livejournal.com]

Blimey, you're not on the Committee are you? ;)

You could have a modern Biathlon with the Serpentine swimming combined with trying to walk on the Diana memorial without slipping up.

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

ice-skating on the Thames. No hang on, that'd be the 1812 Olympics.

[whizzerandchips.livejournal.com]

1812 Olympic sports:

Beating the children to within an inch of their lives.
Chimney sweeping.
Bridge building.
Overture writing.

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[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

1912
Hating the Bosch
Getting confused about the different parts of Yugoslavia
Sharpening swords
Listening to Franz Ferdinand

[whizzerandchips.livejournal.com]

LOL. Excellent stuff.