Telegram

[millionreasons]

URGENT PLEASE SEND ICE-CREAM STOP

Comments

[hospitalsoup.livejournal.com]

I just had a red fruits solero, I thoroughly recommend it.

[mirrorblue.livejournal.com]

I was going to tell millionreasons that I'd just eaten an ice-cream that I didn't even want because we are all air-conned to the hilt. I didn't because that would've have been cruel.

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

My colleague keeps insisting on spraying canned air ("majicool") on me. It smells of chemicals.

[mirrorblue.livejournal.com]

that would be no good to us here - everything smells of chemicals

hang on "majicool"? you have made that up. please god

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

no i'm not. i told her to put her head under the tap like everyone else

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

I'd even eat a cinnamon flavour ice-cream at this juncture.

[davidnottingham.livejournal.com]

Can I ring 999 and ask for ice-cream?

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

do it! do it now!

[mirrorblue.livejournal.com]

I'm hearing greensleeves with a doppler effect

[quipling.livejournal.com]

Psst. I just added you, because I think you're cool. Hope you don't mind.