Gimme Food

[millionreasons]

It's the whole school Xmas lunch today. I have done my bit (seating plan and place settings) so I can r-e-l-a-x until it's time to scoff mince pies, parnsips and stuffing. But before I do, I just want everyone to spare a thought for what's on your plate this Christmas-time. Happy nuts, sitting on bushes with not a care in the world, are torn asunder and packed tight in small crates and transported long distances to be smashed, roasted and eaten by greedy, thoughtless vegetarians. Say no to nut roasts this Christmas!

Comments

[mirrorblue.livejournal.com]

What the blistering barnacles is that a plate of? Where are you getting these pictures from? Hell's Christmas?

[whizzerandchips.livejournal.com]

It looks like Frogspawn stuffing. mmmmm.

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

You sound very angry. Do you not like brussel sprouts or something?

[mirrorblue.livejournal.com]

If anything on that plate is supposed to be a brussel sprout, I am now very worried. Don't eat it R, I'm begging you.

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

The green things bottom right are baby brussel sprouts.

[mirrorblue.livejournal.com]

Have you been taking those little helpers for tonight's stage fright?

[millionreasons.livejournal.com]

I'm high on chocolate biscuits at the moment.

[mirrorblue.livejournal.com]

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