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Tour De France Teams
Jul. 22nd, 2014 11:51 amGarmin Sharp: Baddy in James Bond film. Distinguishing features: sharp fingernails that kill anyone JB has sex with.
Giant, Shimano: The new Disney/Studio Ghibli collaboration about a friendly over-sized man whose best friend is a cute pup called Shimano.
Tinkoff-Saxo: Minor European royalty, Loosely related to the Habsburgs, but currently stateless since the break-up of the Ottomon empire.
Lampre-Merida: Jaden Lampre-Merida is the new right back for West Ham.
Omega Pharma-Quick-Step: Designer drug, popular in Dalston. Makes you dance like a loon on the hour, every hour.
Giant, Shimano: The new Disney/Studio Ghibli collaboration about a friendly over-sized man whose best friend is a cute pup called Shimano.
Tinkoff-Saxo: Minor European royalty, Loosely related to the Habsburgs, but currently stateless since the break-up of the Ottomon empire.
Lampre-Merida: Jaden Lampre-Merida is the new right back for West Ham.
Omega Pharma-Quick-Step: Designer drug, popular in Dalston. Makes you dance like a loon on the hour, every hour.
